Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

I Hang Out With My Dad Mostly, My Dad Was In The Military. He's At That Age Now Where His War Stories And Other Stories Have Blended Together, So Now You Don't Know What He's Talking About. One Time, We Were Surrounded, Then We Ran Out Of Ammo, Then We Were Fighting Hand-to-hand, Then We Started Dancing, And That's How I Met Your Mother.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

Next Time Your Lady Leaves The Room, Take A Dump On The Floor! 'cuz There Is Nothing More Mysterious Than A Dump On The Floor! And It Always Starts A Conversation, Am I Right? Honey, What Happened? You Better Hold Me 'cause I'm Afraid.