Every Dude In Here Has

For A Long Time The People At My Shows Were Sort Of The Pantera-tattoo Trucker Guys, Really Cool Dudes, But I Don't Know What Happened To Them. That's The Crowd That I Like, The Ones That Don't Get So Offended Just To Be Offended.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes. I Like Writing A Joke, And I Like When A Joke Works, And I Like Other Comics Who Tell Jokes.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.