Sometimes I Sit And Think

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.