If A Man Can Beat

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.