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Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.