Don't Look Back. Something Might

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.