Avoid Running At All Times.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.