Avoid Running At All Times.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.