When A Batter Swings And

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.