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One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.