Airplanes May Kill You, But

Avoid Running At All Times.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.