Airplanes May Kill You, But

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.