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One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Avoid Running At All Times.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.