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Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.