You Gotta Keep The Ball

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.