You Gotta Keep The Ball

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.