I Don't Generally Like Running.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.