I Don't Generally Like Running.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.