Some Say, 'those Who Ignore

There's Nothing Wrong With Stretching The Truth. We Stretch Taffy, And That Just Makes It More Delicious.

I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day. Its Called Going To Work.

Let Freedom Ka-ching...corporations Do Everything People Do Except Breathe, Die And Go To Jail For Dumping 1.3 Million Pounds Of Pcbs In The Hudson River.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.

One Day,i Might Be Able To Tell My Grandkids I Interviewed The Last President Of The United States.