Corporations Have Free Speech, But

If A Poor Family Falls On Hard Times In The Woods, And No One Is Around To Care, Did It Really Happen?

When The President Decides Something On Monday, He Still Believes It On Wednesday - No Matter What Happened Tuesday.

Texas Governor Rick Perry Has Been In The Race Only Three Days, And He's Already Blowing Away The Competition Like It Is A Trespassing Coyote.

Women Don't Want All That. Women Just Want A Partner Who Is Considerate And Attentive, Who Will Spoon With Them While Reciting Keats, And Feed Them Organic Yogurt By Candlelight On A Seaside Cliff At Sunset.

Any Religion Whose Messiah’s Name Isn’t Recognized By Microsoft Word Can’t Be That Much Of A Threat.