Some Sad News From Australia...

The Difference Between Divorce And Legal Separation Is That Legal Separation Gives A Husband Time To Hide His Money.

Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together Without Arguing, A Bank Robbery Has Just Taken Place.

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact.