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It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.