If It Required Some Effort

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.