Some People Blow Their Top,

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.