An Epigram Is The Marriage

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.