Some Men Are So Eager

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A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

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Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.