The Cat: An Animal That's

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].