There's Only One Thing Worse

[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

This May Be The Age Of Automation, But Love Is Still Being Made By Hand.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.