Walking Isn't A Lost Art:

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.