So Little Time And So

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.