She Was So Fat That

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.