Sex Is Identical To Comedy

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.