Sex Is Identical To Comedy

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.