Sex Is Identical To Comedy

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.