Retire? I'm Going To Stay

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.