None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

-George Burns

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None Of Us Kids Had

George Burns

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

Topic

Funny

Mother

Humorous

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Funny

Humorous

Smoking