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First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.