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I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.