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I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.