(referring To The Piano's Natural

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.