Reality Is An Illusion That

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.