Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.