Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.