Pride Is The First Step

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Ufo Hotline Limits You To One Call A Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.