You Might Be A Redneck

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Won't Stop At A Rest Area If You Have An Empty Beer Can In The Car.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.