Being A Comedian, People Tell

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wheelbarrow Breaks And It Takes Four Relatives To Figure Out How To Fix It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.