You Might Be A Redneck

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.