One Time My Mom Tried

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Life's Philosophy, Hm... I Just Say, 'do What You Do And Have Fun Doing It And Try Not To Be Too Miserable.'