When You're Drunk, You Always

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.