I'd Much Rather Sit Next

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.