Of The Mental Hazards, Being

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.