The Fairways Were So Narrow

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.