There Is An Old Saying:

I'd Say That Golf Is About 75% Mental. If Your State Of Mind Gets Out Of Kilter, You're Worse Off Than A Tomcat Floating On A Log.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.