Nobody Can Be As Agreeable

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.