Some People Are So Sensitive

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.