Some People Are So Sensitive

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.