Some People Are So Sensitive

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses Out.

Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular Side Of Anything.