A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

It Ain't A Bad Plan To Keep Still Occasionally Even When You Know What You're Talking About.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.