Every Father Expects His Boy

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.