Classical Music Is The Kind

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.